“Never ask a mathematician about infinity. They’ll go on forever.”
— Seen on the whiteboard coming into work last week
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As Noah unloaded the animals from the ark, he proclaimed “Go forth! Be fruitful and multiply!”
Not long after he was walking around, and saw tigers with cubs, and zebras with colts, birds with chicks, and so on… but two snakes still without offspring. He inquired why they hadn’t gone forth and multiplied.
“We can’t – we’re adders.”
Then an angel whispered in Noah’s ear. He went to the woods, chopped down some small trees and made a rough-hewn table. He proclaimed to the snakes that they could now multiply.
“How?” Asked the snakes.
“This… is a log table.”