Probably the stupidest pun I’ve seen in a long time. I like it.
Including in this is the dumbass who designed the traffic signal system, or the roads…
My normal commute is almost always jammed; yesterday, for a while, I was averaging ONE MILE AN HOUR! Less! Eight miles in ten minutes. All because they take a three-lane highway and in the span of a mile dump two lanes of traffic from another highway into it… TWICE!
Attention MADOT: Widen Route 3 from 495 to 95, and redesign that curlicue 270 to get to 95 north.